• Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.

#q

murauders:

Fantastic beasts and where Hagrid hides them.


#q

steamcharlie:

coolator:

jurassic park from the raptors’ perspective 

myheartsthebitterbuffalo
c:

#aw #Jurassic park

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

image

back to school commercials after graduation

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#me #ahahaha #sorry

teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact


thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 


#so so cute #cute things

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot


  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"It takes too long"So does raising a fucking child

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child


celestial-sexhair:

utsubyo-no-kogeki:

idontbelieveinusernames:

onwards-to-fantartica:

dreamofunconsciousness:

The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”

“Life is but a dream.”

Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.

I waited patiently for this post

WAIT. ITS NOT ‘LIFE’S A BUTTER DREAM??’

No it isn’t, how long have you thought that?

What the fuck is a butter dream


#wow I've never thought about this #then again most nursery rhymes are pretty fucked up #q

so-humorous:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

#amazing

so-humorous:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

#amazing


#q

#q

odair:

how is any of this considered blogging



#cute things
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