- Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
- My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.
jurassic park from the raptors’ perspectivec:
back to school commercials
back to school commercials after graduation
i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child
The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”
“Life is but a dream.”
Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.
I waited patiently for this post
WAIT. ITS NOT ‘LIFE’S A BUTTER DREAM??’
No it isn’t, how long have you thought that?
What the fuck is a butter dream
how is any of this considered blogging